Posted 8:21 PM
I am the Lord of Your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs:

Trout_Almondine : Trout, you have proven yourself above all others to be worthy of having a sorry ass. Read previous entry. Amazing.


Samablog : You posted the results of that internet test you took that stated you are James Bond: "You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6’s best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license’s to kill. He doesn’t care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner." That's right. Except that James Bond doesn't spend time sitting around in his underwear taking Internet tests in between playing Worlds of Warcraft. Do not worry, my furry friend: you do have something Bond does not have- a sorry ass.

VikingZen: I don't think a regular label would be able to properly fit a picture portraying the scope of your sorry ass. Perhaps if it were a label for wine-in-a-box?

Stupid Blog: Ah, now your sorry ass has a blog that truly reflects the depth of your intellect!

** THE LORD OF YOUR SORRY ASS IS AWARE THAT PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE COMMON SENSE AND GOOD TASTE SHAMED INTO THEM. IF YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS SOME REIGNING IN, YOU CAN E-MAIL YOUR BLOG'S ADDRESS TO LOYSARULES@GMAIL.COM. THIS IS NOT A GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL BE DEEMED WORTHY OF PUBLIC HUMILIATION. **

SO IT IS WRITTEN!

Posted 8:12 PM
The Lord of Your Sorry Ass has received an e-mail from Trout:

Posted 8:06 PM
The Lord of Your Sorry Ass has received an e-mail from a blogger who wishes to repent!

Here is my analysis of his blog:

FatMike: He claims that the way to his heart is through his stomach because she baked him brownies. And what is the way to his sorry ass? That's how it starts, you fool. Don't eat those brownies. Tell your wench you and your dog only eat meat! Your sorry ass is doomed, eh?

AND SO IT IS WRITTEN!

Posted 8:15 AM
The Lord of Your Sorry Ass has received an e-mail from a blogger who wishes to repent!

Here is my analysis of his blog:

Asteroid- A Mind Forever Meandering.- HOW CAN YOU SUBMIT A BLOG WITH THAT READY MADE NAME? AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT BACK AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS? ASS-TEROID SOUNDS LIKE HEMORRHOID CREAM. NEXT TIME THERE IS FLOODING IN VALHALLA, MEANDER OVER AND COVER THE LEAK WITH YOUR SORRY ASS-TEROID.

AND SO IT IS WRITTEN!

Posted 1:58 AM
I am the Lord of Your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs:

Trout_Almondine : SOME MAY SAY THAT ENDING YOUR SORRY ASSED BLOG HAS LEFT US WITH A DESIRE FOR MORE. I WOULD SAY ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT HAS A SORRY ASS.


Samablog : SO, IF YOUR SORRY ASS CALLS THE WALTHAM POLICE, WOULD THAT CONSTITUTE A "BOOTY CALL?"

VikingZen: THE LORD OF YOUR SORRY ASS IS BENEVOLENT AND MERCIFUL TOWARD PREGNANT WOMEN (BESIDES, YOUR SORRY ASS IS TOTALLY WHACKED OUT ON HORMONES).

Stupid Blog: YOU HAVE AN EXPIRED SORRY ASS! NEVER HAS YOUR SITE BEEN MORE ENJOYABLE!

** THE LORD OF YOUR SORRY ASS IS AWARE THAT PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE COMMON SENSE AND GOOD TASTE SHAMED INTO THEM. IF YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS SOME REIGNING IN, YOU CAN E-MAIL YOUR BLOG'S ADDRESS TO LOYSARULES@GMAIL.COM. THIS IS NOT A GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL BE DEEMED WORTHY OF PUBLIC HUMILIATION. **

SO IT IS WRITTEN!

Posted 10:25 AM
I am the Lord of Your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs:

Trout_Almondine : YOUR DEFUNCT SORRY ASS BLOG MAKES ME FEEL NOSTALGIC. YOUR SORRY ASS IS BECOMING A FADING MEMORY.


Samablog : I AM SO GLAD YOUR SORRY ASS IS FEELING MORE CONFIDENT ABOUT ITS SEX APPEAL AFTER TAKING THAT RELIABLE COMPUTER QUIZ! WHAT'S NEXT? POSTING YOUR LEISURE SUIT LARRY SCORE ONLINE?

VikingZen:YOU AND YOUR FELINE HAVE SORRY ASSES. I WONDER WHOSE IS FUZZIER? OH, WAIT! YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M GETTING INSOMNIA JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT!


Stupid Blog: IF YOU ADD SOME PAINKILLERS TO THAT FLU SHOT SUPPLY, IT MIGHT HELP WITH DULLING THE PAIN PEOPLE FEEL AT THE THOUGHT OF HAVING YOU PARADE YOUR SORRY ASS AND ACCESSORIES DOWN THAT TOPLESS BEACH.

Posted 9:16 AM
I am the Lord of Your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs:

Trout_Almondine : WHY IS YOUR SORRY ASS BLOG STILL UP IF IT IS DEFUNCT? ARE YOU MOCKING ME??

Samablog : WHERE IS THE ASS ON AN OCTOPUS? DON'T KNOW? WELL, YOU ATE IT. AND YOU HAVE A SORRY ASS.

VikingZen: A WHOLE TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE WEIRDNESS OF YOUR PHOTOSHOPPING HGTV-INFLUENCED BLOG DECORATING SORRY ASS.

Stupid Blog: BACK UP AGAIN AND SORRIER ASSED THAN EVER! I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR THE BATHROOM AFTER YOU DRINK THAT SORRY ASSED BEVERAGE.

Posted 6:59 PM
I am the Lord of Your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs:

Trout_Almondine : FRAGMENTS OF YOUR BLOG HAVE RESURFACED. NOW YOU OFFICIALLY HAVE A SORRY HALF ASS BLOG.

Samablog : YOUR SORRY FREQUENT-FLYING ASS ON AEROFLOT WOULD ALSO CAUSE ME TO DRINK AND SMACK PASSENGERS AROUND.

Vikingzen:  WOMAN! ISN'T YOUR SORRY ASS ALREADY OWNED BY SOMEONE?WHAT'S WITH THE 'BEING ENCIRCLED BY STRONG ARMS' ? YOU HAVE A HARLEQUIN-NOVEL-READING SORRY ASS.

Stupid Blog: WHAT? YOU GOT BROADBAND, BUT NOT BROAD ENOUGH TO GET YOUR SORRY ASS THROUGH?

SO IT IS WRITTEN!

Posted 8:02 PM
I am the Lord of your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs:


Trout_Almondine : TROUT, YOUR SORRY ASS BLOG HAS ONLY GOTTEN BETTER SINCE YOU ENDED IT!!


Samablog : YOU'RE HAVE A TEST-TAKING SORRY ASS. LET'S FIND OUT JUST HOW SORRY YOUR ASS IS: TITLE OF QUIZ!


Vikingzen: HEY! I TOOK YOUR SORRY ASS DOODLING POST AND REPLACED THE WORD "DOODLE" WITH "POOP".


Stupid Blog: YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE WITH A SORRY ASS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE USING THE WORDS "ITCHY" OR "SCRATCHY". GO TAKE A SITZ BATH IN SOME VODKA.




SO IT IS WRITTEN!